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Post by GURU on May 16, 2011 12:08:44 GMT 10
Friday 13th May.
Guru here talking to feature race winner Donny Burke How do you feel that race went for you Donny other than winning of course?
D:Was i in a race didn`t feel like it what a walk in the park!
G:I dont no about that Donny it seemed Ricky biner got the better of you in the opening stages of the race.
D:Ricky who?i let that red car go so i had something to do or ill fall asleep ha ha shit.
G:Jason myers is one to watch Donny he was on a charge in the later laps?
D:What that white car?your kidding geez they let anyone into the A main here no ones as good as me %$#@%&*.
G:Well it seems like the appropriate time to end our interview.
D:Ill tell you when to end do you no who i am Donny bloody Burke thats who i cant be beaten by the talentless lot that race here ahh son of a.
G:Sorry race fans had to cut the interview short Ricky Biner & Jason Myers took exception to some of Donnys coments and well lets just hope he recovers in time for the sprint car super slam series next saturday night .
This is Guru good night and be safe. ;D
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Post by GURU on May 20, 2011 23:59:57 GMT 10
Well race fans Guru here with to of our feature winners from tonights races DonnyBurke and Ricky Burner. G:Another feature win Donny your confidence must be growing ahead of the first round of the championship tomorrow? D:Confidence ha ha ive got it won already ,like i said last week theres no talent here. G:Thats a bit harsh i was pushing you hard for a few laps. D:Stick to doing your interviews Guru i didnt even no you were there. G:Ok Donny what ever you say mate ,well done on the win tonight. D:Whatever . G:So Ricky a great feature win for you in short coarse trucks tonight you must be pleased Ricky.......Ricky......Ricky leave Donny alone . R:Bloody prick @#$%&^%$ sorry Guru yeah very pleased it was a great race i really had to drive hard to beat Jake the snake. G:You have a background in motor sport but you do seem to struggle with setup at times? R:Well they gave me a car & and told me to drive and i could drive i cant do setup i dont have the vocabulary im an idiot. I mean lets face it im not the smartest tool in the shed the garage no shit its the shed isnt it #$%^@&*i dont no. G:Yeah it is the shed mate ,anyway things are really starting to look up mate? R:What am i looking at Guru theres nothing there? G:Jesus Ricky sometimes mate i wonder. G:Well thats all tonight race fans the championship starts tomorrow at 5pm so come down have a race or just come and watch it all unfold . Goodnight fro me and be safe
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Post by GURU on May 22, 2011 9:49:32 GMT 10
Hey race fans Guru here with round 1 feature winners. After the overwhelming response to his previous interviews and with the impending law suit against Ricky Burner ,Donny Burke has prepared a press statement. I Donny Burke am the king and cant be beaten ,the other drivers if thats what you would call them have nothing . The only way they can win is to take me out of the race but they cant even get close to me the king.loosers Ps: hope you have deep pockets Burner see you in court ha ha ha! G:On a positive note im here with latemodel feature winner Racin Jason after a great drive you must be pleased? J:Yeah G:Your just starting to come into form at the right time Jason what has been the main reason for that? J:Well umm just umm ahh i put new tyres on and that helped & got the car serviced lol and im feeling really good you no yeah really good. G:So even though its early days how do you see the championship going for you? J:Good G:Well race fans you heard it here first i think this on the gas with Guru over for another week see you all next time for all the news and race reviews until then be safe and get your backside trackside.
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Post by jason14 on May 22, 2011 17:31:49 GMT 10
Love your work Guru
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Post by GURU on May 29, 2011 19:08:12 GMT 10
Hey race fans its that time of the week again the interviews with round 2 winners Donny Burke & Clinton Madsen. Unfortunately once again Donny Burke left straight after the feature later sending a press statement via iphone. ::)the statement read as follows. I Donny Burke wake up every morning and piss excellence you losers.I am king. Well fans thats all on the Donny front ,ring ring ring sorry i just need to get this call. G:Hello R:Guru? G:yes this is Guru R: its Ricky Burner mate im outside Donnys place ill get that interview for ya mate! G:Oh shit R:Hey Burke get out here ya mungrel ,give us a interview. D:Burner get off my bloody lawn before i ring the cops,your breaching the avo. R:You #%$@&^%^ hey what about the three others you bring with you are they real drivers or just paid to take out the competition D:To late Burner there on there way moron. ;D R:Shit lets go see ya Guru. Sorry about that folks theres some bad blood between those two that needs to be sorted on the track where actions are louder than words. On a positive note we have with us Clinton Madsen winner of the latemodel feature. G:Clinton great race mate it was a very close hard fought battle? C:Geez i hope Ricky wins that court case against Donny.Yeah it was a good race really had to push hard for the win. G:You seem to have come to grips with the latemodel how are things with the sprintcar? C:Look the car is good its only new so were still ironing out the bugs and playing with setup.The track changes all night and its hard to read,also have to contend with Donnys employees oh can i say that. G:No but to late now,anyway good luck for the series mate and thanks for talking with us. C:No problems cheers. Well thats it from me you heard it first all the hype from round 2 this Guru saying good night be safe and get your backside trackside next friday & saturday.
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Post by GURU on Jun 4, 2011 9:55:54 GMT 10
Welcome to on the gas with Guru im here with tonights winners Donny Burke,Ricky Burner & Simon Madsen. Due to recent bad blood between Donny & Ricky we will be interviewing them in separate rooms with security present. G:Donny earlier in the week you went and sort refuge in a spiritual retreat how are you felling now? D:Grouse mate just grouse. G:Thats good to here mate.Donny it was a strange race tonight your thoughts on that? and congrats on the win. D:Thanks Guru yeah it was a different race tonight geez you were fast mate that take out was uncalled for you were hard done by there mate. G:Thats racing mate.The other drivers are starting to close the gap Donny? D:Yeah they are Racin Jason is really going well i really love that guy you no in fact i love em all man. G: G:Hows things between you and Ricky mate what with pending court case? D:Couldnt be better Guru ive dropped the charges hes a great guy a real decent human being . G:Well that was a very mellow Donny Burke now Ricky a great win tonight mate? R:Couldnt be better what load of crap bloody fruit loop what the hell is he on stupid @#%$^#& sorry guru cant talk mate im to wound up mate. G:Gee this job doesnt get any easier,Simon what great win in the wingless sprints the first of many i hope? S:Woo hoo yee haa stick that up yis Simon Madsen is the best no one gives a crap about the rest. G:I take it your very excited about the win? S:Hell yeah i beat Donny Burke he should change his name to Donny 2nd.Sorry fans its just bloody awesome to win woo hoo. ;D G:Well ive had all i can handle MELLOW,ANGRY,EXCITED im stuffed it will be a big night sat see you all there this has been Guru be safe and get your backside trackside.
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Post by GURU on Jun 5, 2011 19:04:07 GMT 10
Evening race fans its Guru here with the feature winners interviews. Last night sore Donny Burke take the win in 3 classes. Donny once again has stayed for the interview and earlier in the night was seen actually talking to other drivers in the pits. G;Donny what a night for you mate 3 wins and it seems as if you really enjoyed yourself ? D:Yeah it was a great night i really enjoyed the latemodel race its been a while since ive driven one thanks for the car Guru. G:Anytime mate.Now with 3 rounds down and you leading the points you cant afford to relax with at least 5 other drivers in the hunt? G:Bullshit Guru i can relax as much as i want!Tonight just proved that,and it shows im that far in front on the talent scale its not funny. G:Gee what happened to the mellow decent Donny Burke? D:I cant do that mamby pamby crap anymore i am the best,i oze excellence 100% of the time. Why should i be nice to those beneath me,idiots ha. G:I think you need to pull your head out of the clouds Donny your a great driver yes but theres been some luck involved so far and some misfortune for others!!! D:Luck my arse your all loosers im the king and i G:Bugger off Donny bloody dickhead if your the king why did lucas oils tell you to get stuffed when you asked them for a sponsorship!!Cause your an idiot thats why. Thats all from Guru thank God be safe and get your backside trackside next saturday night.
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Post by GURU on Jun 12, 2011 8:57:14 GMT 10
Hey race fans Guru here with the winners from round 4 and also a special interview with our to lady drivers Tee Bone & Sticklady Madsen. Once again Donny Burke won the sprintcar feature and left straight away later sending a press release via iphone It reads as follows. Woohoo done it again losers i never doubted myself for a minute. Just give me the trophy now and save your selves from the embarrassment hail to the king Donny Burke youve got nothin.I cant be beat give up now! G:Whatever bloody idiot! Anyway i have here with me Racin Jason winner of the latemodel&short course features. G:Jason how was the night for you mate . J:Yeah it was a good night i made a couple of extra bucks in the Bmain to which was good now i can fix you up for the work on my cars Guru. G:How did you make money in the Bmain mate you were the marshal and thats a voluntary role? J:I Know but Ricky Burner paid me $250 to kick that red white & blue car so it wouldnt be in the feature haha oh shit i wasnt supposed to say anything can you take that out Guru G:What the hell that was me ya moron J:Sorry Guru. G:Bloody bastards.Anyway i have the ladies here with me whats it like racing with the boys? T:I hate em there a bunch of @#$%&*^%$#they never treat us nicely and they think we should be at home cooking and cleaning. S: Yeah thats right we can race as good as them and talk while we drive there jealous of us. G: Ok fare enough .Whats the best thing about racing here? S:Well we dont have to cook or clean and i can keep an eye on my husband. ;D T:Well i dont cook and clean anyway but i like it because i like to beat the boys and if i cant i take them out in the heat races lol hahaha G: Thats all we have time for so for now its good night all and be safe . Get your backside trackside next friday & saturday.
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Post by jason14 on Jun 12, 2011 19:27:49 GMT 10
Guru was taken out by a Marshall in the bmain. He got stood on. My apologies guru
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Post by wingsr4beginers on Jun 12, 2011 22:39:22 GMT 10
Pete are you drunk LOL
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Post by GURU on Jun 12, 2011 23:45:41 GMT 10
Guru was taken out by a Marshall in the bmain. He got stood on. My apologies guru All good it cant be helped it was an accident and it will happen from time to time .As for the grids both Jason & myself set the grids and try to make it as fare as possible. Anyway this is the interview section if anyone has any questions or suggestions we can talk about it in the general discussion board.
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Post by GURU on Jun 19, 2011 18:08:46 GMT 10
Hey race fans Guru here with the winners of round 5 and a special interview with Ricky Burner and Racin Jason. G:Donny another win mate 5 in a row a good night mate? D:I was bored shittless guru,i could have had a 5 min kipp and still won! G:Well Donny i dont think it was that easy mate Tee Bone was coming for you in the end. D:The pocket rocket shit more like the pain in the ass she couldnt drive a screw driver and whats a women doing racing anyway,should be at home making dinner and doing the washing haha lmao. G:Careful mate she has a serious temper just look at Racin Jason when he gets on the wrong side of her. G:Anyway well done on the 2 wins tonight. D:Ok %#$@#$%$#@fans king Donny here and doing the interview with the latemodel winner Guru so shut up and bloody listen. D:Bout time you had a win mate you must be sick of coming 2nd to me ? G:Thanks it was good to get the win mate but just remember Donny ive won over 20 latemodel features and god knows how many heat wins mate and if i remember it was you who ran second to me and then retired ?? D:Yeah yeah keep your pants on so you won a race who cares im the best im King Donny your not so go get stuffed im outta here! G:Well thats the last time i let him do an interview and sorry for blowing my own trumpet but he had it coming. G:There wont be any interview with Racin Jason or Ricky Burner the last we sore of them Ricky was chasing Donny Burke with and acetylene torch and Racin Jason after Ricky with the fire extinguisher . Guru over and out so be safe and get your backside trackside.
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Post by GURU on Jun 26, 2011 19:19:54 GMT 10
Hey race fans Guru here with the winners and grinners of round 6 Guru :Well what a night Donny Burke finally beaten hang on gezz hang on race fans there seems to be some comotion in the pit area ill just see if i can get the mic in there.D:You %$@!#&*^%$@#%^&%% pack of cheating %$*tards i didnt loose i gave it to him ,i felt sorry for the guy,you all suck im the king,im the best,i am mojo, WACK ,THUDD,WOSHTA.G:Great another law suit anyway back to the interviews. G:Clinton a great win in mini latemodel mate and some hardluck in big block? C:Mate racing is racing and stuff happens it was still a great race and to win the second final especially when im in the spare car was a good result for me and the team. G:Your really doing well this season thats got to be pleasing? C:Very much so mate weve been trying hard and its starting to pay off . G:Racin Jason what a win mate how does it fell mate? R:What? G:The win mate how was it?? R:Oh yeah yeah ha ha it was good G:A man of few words,how did you do it . R:Um i just drove as fast as i could and tried really hard not to crash lol you no. G:Ok mate do you think you can repeat the win next round? R:Stuffed if i no ill try. Well thats all this week race fans be safe and get your backside trackside next friday and saturday.
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Post by GURU on Jul 5, 2011 19:25:48 GMT 10
Hey race fans Guru here with winners from saturday might. Once again king dingaling aka Donny Burke won the sprintcar final and Racin Jason wins the late model final.woohoo
G:Donny you win again well done.
D:Your dam right well done i out classed them again looooosers haha.
G:Bullshit Donny it was close and you lost last week!your getting to cocky Bourke.
D:Lmao your so funny Guru cocky my ass mate im the best im the mojo baby when will you guys learn i cant be beat i have everything going for me. Good looking ,smart ,talent galore why im just perfect.
G:Cocky -ass well that satisfies all our suspicions lol dick head!
D:What son of @#$%!.
G:Good old Donny smart as to bricks.Racin Jason this is starting become a habit mate.
R:Ah i dont drink or smoke Guru.
G:No you moron ,winning races and and talking to me
R:Oh yeah yeah sorry Guru haha im doing ok just driving.
G:So what do you think of Donny Burke?
R:Umm he drives good but hes a real w!#$%^*r he said im a redneck and i checked and its not red its hairy bloody idiot.
G:I dont no if i can do this anymore race fans i mean look at what ive got to work with anyway thats all from Guru see you all trackside next sat .be safe and get your backside trackside.
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Post by GURU on Jul 11, 2011 19:14:57 GMT 10
Hello race fans and welcome to on the gas with Guru,tonight we will be talking to our feature race winner the King of swing Donny Burke.
Can somebody else please win im sick of interviewing this bloody guy.
G:So Donny another win your obviously pleased with the fact your lead in the championship is no longer under threat.?
D:Well it was never under threat ,i had it won six months before it started lol.
G:Shit here we go again.Ok so how is the car going?
D:Stupid question its my car so of course its bloody awesome like me ,but we will be changing engines ,that thing of yours is ridiculous quick shame you cant drive for shit.lol haha.
G:Yeah must be dumb luck that gets me around the track stupid twat. G:Anyway what do you think your chances are this saturday?
D:What do you mean chance ive already won because im a winner and i was born that way ,king Donny thats me best all time ,they call me mojo man.
G:They call you something but its not mojo man lol cant say it lol.
well thats all from Guru see you all trackside.
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